Short Attention Span Review: "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" 3/27

John and Sarah take a road trip to visit dear old pal Charlie.

Everybody lives happily ever after. Except they don't.

Meanwhile, back at Crazy Red-Head Labs, John Henry gets back-doored by his "brother" in some kind of whacked-out computer incest episode that's bound to land him on Dr. Phil - especially because it leads to the Geek Squad running an intervention to cut off his Internet addiction.

Then Sarah makes a special guest appearance in a public service announcement about breast exams, except it's really about the dangers of self-defibrillation and men with handcarts.

I think John's gone fishing now. Charlie's chumming the water, though. Sad.