Oh, ouch...

Another note for Alanis: THIS is irony.

Facebook's War on Nipples

I didn't realize it was such a rampant problem!

http://scitech.blogs.cnn.com/

Dog owner of the year!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24832778-17001,00.html

Hitler wants cake!

Everyone knows pie is better.

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6559357

Mystery solved!

They're just not into each other:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/26/japan.bears/index.html